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Daily challenge: Let’s see how many times I can casually use Wicked lyrics in conversation before my girlfriend slaps me upside the head.

July 25, 2014 at 3:31 PM | Post Permalink | 2 notes



I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

50shadesofwhy:

thewinterwidow:

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

Reblogging again because her ff.net profile still exists, though it doesn’t have anything on it.

For those not in the know!

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July 25, 2014 at 3:29 PM | Post Permalink | 6,855 notes



recoveringfruitbat:

mangosandmulberries:

rawr0609:

yourlittleampersand:

Little Pop is shopping in the garden today in honor of National Eat Your Vegetables Day. 🐷🌽🐷🍆
source

Yes mr piggly wiggly sir

piggggggy

goooooen shoppppeen.

recoveringfruitbat:

mangosandmulberries:

rawr0609:

yourlittleampersand:

Little Pop is shopping in the garden today in honor of National Eat Your Vegetables Day. 🐷🌽🐷🍆

source

Yes mr piggly wiggly sir

piggggggy

goooooen shoppppeen.

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July 25, 2014 at 2:45 PM | Post Permalink | 13,115 notes



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July 25, 2014 at 2:13 PM | Post Permalink | 15,047 notes



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July 25, 2014 at 12:47 PM | Post Permalink | 43,521 notes



baby: m -m-m-
mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
baby: mom wtf
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July 25, 2014 at 12:46 PM | Post Permalink | 17,940 notes



we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

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July 25, 2014 at 12:46 PM | Post Permalink | 118,337 notes



hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

i feel like this blog used to be about like specific fandoms and things but now its just random unrelated things that were slightly interesting plus some photosets of dogs

Post by hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool (via talesofacrazyfangirl)
July 25, 2014 at 12:45 PM | Post Permalink | 15 notes



I speant all my money at the mall oh no
and I still need to buy cosplay stuff
oh no
there goes all my cash
darn

July 24, 2014 at 11:26 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note



(Source: yeahponcho)

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July 24, 2014 at 11:02 PM | Post Permalink | 241,833 notes



giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

image 

SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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July 24, 2014 at 10:59 PM | Post Permalink | 201,478 notes



clevverbot:

girlzwithcurves:

mizzjade:

wolfraid:

Mystic.

I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.

wow…….like aquatic unicorns

I wonder if they ever accidentally stab each other

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July 24, 2014 at 10:46 PM | Post Permalink | 51,168 notes




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